Top 10 Clues You Are No Longer in Kansas

Because some people really just need the list to help them through life.

1. Your name is Dorothy, you are wearing a blue gingham dress, and you have a little terrier named Toto.

2. Everything is in color!!!

3. A green-skinned woman with an alarming tendency to cackle is following you around on a broomstick.

4. Flying blue monkeys in bellboys' uniforms are chasing you around.

5. Trees get annoyed when you pick fruit off of them, and attack.

6. Your best friends are a pipe dream of animated, sentient, impossible straw and tin, and an anthropomorphic lion.

7. You just scored those red flats you've been wanting for ages.

8. The streets are paved with gold.

9. A blonde, curly-haired woman is traveling around in a pink bubble with the aid of a wand.

10. You're really not quite sure, because it would just be too terrible a thing to imagine, but you think there are stocking'd legs poking out from underneath the house that just happened to go whizzing through the sky above your head and land near you.